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Index of Movies

I have been reviewing movies for quite some time now. Here I have the index of all those which I have reviewed on this website.

Magnum Opus Index of Movie Reviews.

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If you ask me, did I like Dhoom 2, well my answer would be ahem! NO. I did not.
I did like the kiss though, I did like the Bikes, the chase scenes, and Hrithik and Rio , but there was so much to dislike . From Strategic " in-your-face" Product placements [In the 90 minutes before the Interval, I counted ten: (1) the Sony screen in the police briefing room, (2) the Sony VAIO laptop Hrithik uses in Bombay, (3) a Coca Cola can on a desk, (4) the BURP! truck for the stakeout, (5) Sony monitors in the security room, (6) jewels of the Taj (hotels), (7) Winch 6000, (8) Cinemax cinemas, (9) Cars, the animated film, and (10) Sugar Free Natura. And I’m sure I’ve missed a few.], to the boring storyline of a very intelligent Thief on the Run, does it hit any lower.

So what if the movie boasts of better visuals, better song chodeography, better costumes, the movie still is just! I don't care to find a word. Couple of things haven't actually changed though since the first movie. Uday Chopra is still as irritating as Ali in the first movie , irrespective of the color of Bandana he wears,Pritam's music is yet again been inspired from a Middle East melody, and Coke is still the Official Drink of the movie. Life ho to Aisi!!


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Crapam Crap

I cannot believe that this is the same team which made Hera Pheri.
I cannot believe that I went to see this movie.
I cannot believe that I survived after watching it.
I cannot believe that I did not puke even once.
I cannot believe that I am blogging on this crap by Priyadarshan.
An appeal to CBFC, can we please in the interest of National Security, ban Mr. Priyadarshan from shitting on the Celluloid with his undigested crap . Puhleeez!!!!

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This is its best. Doesn't matter if people kill me for saying this, because finally I get to see Bond using his license to kill. So even if critics or Bond fanatics may still go gaga about Sean Connery or Mr. Brosnan being the best Bond ever with their suavity and panache, Daniel Craig's rugged Bond portrayal leaves Ethan Hunt miles behind screaming for attention, and Jason Bourne seems like a wannabe. Right from the word go, it is out there. If you have come expecting a jaw dropping spectacular Opening Scene for a new introducing Bond( like Brosnan's unforgettable Bungee Jump in Golden Eye), well you might be disappointed with the opening 5 minutes of Black and White Rumble. If you are expecting over-the-top gadgets and "Listen Carefully Bond" Sessions from Q, this doesn't have that either. But the movie more than makes up for these two voids,or rather say 'Bond' voids. Because the movie doesn't need them , neither does Bond. If you are expecting Sultry Bond Girls in yellow bikinis, wake up. Eva Green isn't the normal skin show Bond Girl . She is the first Bond "Woman", if I may say so.

But then, with all things said and done,it all comes down to one thing and that is--Daniel Craig is the man. He doesn't have the raw star quality of Connery, but he's easily the best actor to have played the part. Add to that the gripping storyline. Craig is unlikeable but human and gradually picks up the Bond traits we know until he becomes more likable but just a little less human. It's an interesting journey and Craig is up to it. It's not just his delivery, it's also his body language. Even his fighting style changes as he adapts.The beauty about Daniel Craig is that he doesn't worry about being able to fit into the polished shoes of Brosnan and bring the sophistication of his predecessors. He does not even try to. And yet when we walk out of the theatre, we believe that Daniel Craig is James Bond. Right from the opening Act of the Brilliantly chodeographed Chase Scene in Madagascar to the Airport Explosion Scene, Casino Royale captivates you. But surprisingly, the most dramatic and exciting moments take place in relative stasis—around a poker table where the protagonists face off against each other, with millions of dollars and their very own reputations at stake , where the power of a piercing glance or the action of the gambling chip being placed on the table packs as much punch as that of a bullet from a silenced Beretta.

Casino Royale is a royal treat to the senses Its a must watch. See it to believe it.

P.S. Dhoom 2 releases next week, tch tch. Bad placement

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Bye Bye Bye!!!

I have my one leg up and my palm on my heart, begging for thy forgiveness for I have sinned to have watched Karan Johar's flick " KANK". If you don't happen to know what that is, I do not bother to write it down. First things first. Forty Plus Sharukh Khan, playing the role of Footballer Dev Saran in US--unbelievable, in a bad way.Him getting a 5 million dollar contract for his footer skills and a penalty kick-- unbelievable and disgusting. Let's get real. Next--Preity Zinta as Mrs.Rhea Saran,and Diva from Diva, America's No.1 Fashion Mag,--C'mon where has Vogue gone? And beleive me, these guys have all the chandeliers and chiffon, Marble Tiled Floors, Designer Wear,Manish Malhotra ChikkanKaari , ...Mr.Karan Johar could you please throw some light on the sorry plight of onsite working Engineers - India's largest exports. A totaly different and a bitter story altogether. Well, but then, you can say, no one goes to watch a Karan Johar flick expecting realistic details. He's got the bucks, so he'll flaunt.So be it.
Getting down to the crux, that is the story, I just cannot digest Mr.Khan's vibrating effect , I mean the way he delivers his lines. It seems too dramatic, too melodramatic rather. The jokes are cheap, very cheap and Mr.Bachhan , please oh please act your age. You are no De Niro or Pacino. And so Sexy Sam comes across as Sleazy Sam. Mr Junior Bachhan is cool as ever as the ideal husband who loves his wife a lot, but all he gets in return is his dissatisfied wife who is still looking for her love. The story - acclaimed as a Mature and Bold one,dealing with the Topic of Fidelity and Infidelity, is very wrongly treated. SRK and Rani's characters are too bad.Utterly bad, and suddenly they turn into good souls near the climax. Ok, if you still want to know the story, it is the story about these two unhappy married couples, SRK and Preity are married and have a son. But their marriage is nothing great. And so is Abhishek's and Rani's. All changes when SRK meets Rani all over again and falls in love.Rani reciprocates.All hell breaks loose when their respective partners get to know this. And then a staggered climax. The only plus points in the movie are Anil Mehta's impeccable cinematography, and Shankar Ehsaan Loy's score.

My Messages to the team:

Mr.Limping SRK, why are you so angry and shaky all the time. Do you spank your real son so much , and why are you against the violin?

Mr.Johar, there is life beyond chiffons, and cinema beyond Sharmishta Roy's art direction.

Miss Rani, please start enjoying parties and be a better wife than Maya is.

Preity , take care of your skin. You look old. The wrinkles are showing. Someone tell her of those cosmetics with Age-Defying Complex and Stuff.

Mr.Bachhan, stop playing ultra cool dadies , rolling their R's in perfect American accents, and sharing sleazy jokes with their sons.

Mrs. Kirron Kher, can't say much.

Junior Bachhan, you rock. But don't overdue the "ooh I am so sexy, cool dude, Hip-Hop" Thing.

My Rating--1.5 /5

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Rang de Basanti (RDB)fills in me a feeling of Triumph, Euphoria, Sincerity, and Pain,Anguish and Heart Stirring Emotions all at the very same time.This is one movie which has left me stirred to the core. I am speechless, totaly.For those who haven't seen, it's high time to wake up, and buy your tickets. Now, I am no big movie critic.But in my venture of blogging reviews of movies I had started watching movies from the eye of the maker, eyeing details of the lenses of the filmmaker, hearing every sound, measuring every note. And then to me. RDB happened. This movie has thrown me back to those days when cinema was completely swallowed by my hungry feasting senses , without a burp.

As I said, I am clueless--Clueless whether I should marvel at the technical finesse and cinematic expertise of the brilliant story-telling , or do I wake up to the stirring story, the spirit of "Saffron".I do not have any clue where to start from. Rang de Basanti is by far, the most brave movie that has come across in our times, or perhaps in Indian Cinema. Rang de Basanti, is a triumph in all ways imaginable.This review is just not meant to be yet another review about yet another Bollywood movie .I feel, I am dwarfing it by limiting its span by terming it "Bollywood". It is so different from those patriotic genre movies we have seen up while we were growing up-the Manoj Kumar's school of patriotic cinema displaying jingoistic shades of the tricolor which at times seemed so unreal.Patriotism as in RDB, is very very subtle and very wonderfully weaved into the narrative.Okay, let's stop the "taarifon ke pool bandhna" for a while and get on with the review.Because I can just speak volumes about this movie, and how it has affected me, but well, getting back to the review part, lets get Read On..!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

As I started getting cozy in the theatre after the trailers, the reels start rolling, and a deep aamir Khan utters in the background-----
" Ab bhi Jo na Khola, Khoon Nahi Woh Paani Hai Desh Ke Kaam Main Jo Naa Aaya, Bekar Woh Jawaani Hai .." It struck a deep chord with me , that this is not yet another flick about happy-go-lucky guys and gals cracking non-veg jokes,drinking beer and doing just plain shit. The Story-----RDB starts with a Brit-independent film maker Sue(Alice Patten) stalking off her budget-hit job to India to make a film on the young revolutionaries who so impressed her grandfather, an angrezon ke zamaane ke jailor, with their calm in the face of imminent death.And next thing we know(not exactly, we get to hear Maa ki Aankh from a Brit's mouth) she is in the Delhi University, where her friend Sonia(Soha Ali Khan) arranges for her stay and also for the auditioning for the actors, to act in her Movie based on the lives of revolutionaries Azad, Bhagat Singh, Ashfaq-Ullah, and Rajguru et al, based upon the chronicles left by her grandfather--Genr. McKinley. The auditions start, and the worth-mentioning part is what we see next. A roll of laughter comes to us as we see students doing stuff like "Nanhe Munne Bacchhe tere Mutthhi main Kya hai" , "Kaliyon Ka Chaman", Nari Shakti Jaagran to "hip-hop Vande Mataram--Jana Gana Mana".Sue,depressed by the way things were turning out, starts feeling low, when Sonia takes to destress her out the "Paathshala".

And there we go..we meet the effervescent...Mad Circle Gang...the beer drinking , debonair DJ(Aamir Khan) and Sukhi (Sharman Joshi), the filthy rich ,spoilt brat, chain smoker Karan( Siddharth) and the creatively inclined, poetic, handsome 6 feet something stud Aslam(Kunal Kapoor). And then Laxman(Atul Kulkarni) arrives...he is one of those guys whom we see with a tilak on the forehead and a saffron scarf, opposing the Western culture invading the Indians, specially the youth--Only difference between him and the others in his gang--He believes in the beliefs..
But, contrary to Sue's expectations, the youth have no feelings for their country. India is a no-hoper where corruption is rampant, and nothing can be done to salvage the situation, they believe. They even poke fun at Sue's attempts to make a film, till they come around.Sue looks with all surprised eyes,Delhi police being bribed and the way the India for which martyrs like Bhagat Singh and Azad had sacrificed their lives, has taken a shape of a gutter filled with the filth of corruption, 50 years after independence. We are exposed to this debate which we all have deep in our hearts somewhere.---Are we proud of our nation?And if we are, what are we proud of? Well of course, we have a deep rooted heritage of revolutionaries who fought against British colonialism to achieve Independence. But have things turned out the right way.

To this , we have a very strong reply from Sonia's fiance' Wing Cdr. Ajay Rathod(Madhavan) ---" Koi bhi desh perfect nahi hota, use behtar bana padta hai.."(No country is perfect, we gotta act to make it better and better).Sue pursues the guys to act in her documentary movie, and gets succesful in her pursuit. And then what we see is the blooming and grooming of the minds, the metamorphosis of a bunch of happy go luck kids of yuppiedom, and how they start waking up to the call of Saffron--the beliefs of Bhagat Singh and Azad.As they play the historical characters, their perspective about the present, and their own role in it, changes forever. Which, in a nutshell, is what the movie is about.But still , I wasn't sure where things were leading to at Intermission point.
Post Interval, in a tragic accident, Ajay dies rescuing a MIG fighter plane. All the nations an uproar on the issue, raising questions of corruption at Defence Ministry. The Defence Minister denies all charges and goes ahead saying that MIG flights are just fine, and they should not be allowed to be piloted by amateur pilots like Ajay. Things take a chaotic turn with Lathi-Charges and Violence on peaceful demonstrators at India Gate. All hell breaks loose, and then we see things rapidly happening---Defence Minister assasinated, Corrupt Arms dealer(Karan's father), killed by own son,..and then confession time at All India Radio. The climax just shook me and left me numb, out of words. I don't know how did I feel exactly when I walked out of the theatres, but I did get to hear the review from renowned lyricist Javed Akhtar...and this what he had to say...Khoye Huye Raahon par Barson se Nazar Nahi Gayee..Aaj Kisi ne Us Taraf..Mudke to Dekha (Its been ages since lost ways haven't been seen..Today, at least someone did see that way)...The closing lines before the closing credits started scrolling up will remain one of the most powerful lines of the movie, making an indelible impression on my mind--"I always believed that there were two kinds of men, One who go screaming to their death, and the other who go in silence......And then, I met the third kind."

The Specially Special Stuff...

There are moments where you just forget everything , and start reacting to the movie mentally--You take part actively in the debates,as if you were asking the questions. The special editing ..transitions from 21st century to the Raj Days..too good. Jalianwallah Bagh Massacre..General Dyer, The cinematography.. awesome.Perfect Colour settings,..Okay Fine..I need to heartfully thank the technical guys now...Binod Pradhan..the cinematographer..visual effects Supervisor Brynley Cadman for the amazing visuals..and of course Ronnie Screwvala to have produced the movie, last but not the least hats-off to Mr.Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra.

And now for the credits to the performances...
Truly, in a huge mulitstarrer cast like this, we do expect someone to get the lion's share and run away with the credits..especially when it is an Aamir Khan movie,But contrary to it, this movie belongs to the story..Three Cheers to the story first and then the performances...

Aamir Khan playing a character much younger than him, with his North Indian Haryanvi accent and dialects, (Behen-di-Takki) and pranks, and of course the Sue-kar Mere Dil ko song. But what strikes me the most, is the one scene when he breaks down saying "Sab Kuch bikhra hua hai..aur hum baithke Tamasha dekh rahain Hai"..(Everything is so scattered..and we are sitting down and watching the show) Aamir still rock!!!
but as I said..its not Aamir alone..Siddharth of the Boys' fame delivers.He is really good, and the surprise package is Sharman Joshi. I never beleived in this guy that he could turn out so good. He is as natural as one could be. Atul Kulkarni , retains his status as a top-notch actor and well Kunal Kapoor..breathe of fresh air, the guy has got some attitude. Watch out Bollywood, this guy has got that something to be the next superstar, and even if he doesn't who cares, he is just brilliant.Kirron Kher speaks a million words with just her plain simple silence and just beautifully renders the character of Mittro, Punjabi widow worried about her only son Diljeet.

All in all, the cast...... too good. Of course, Aamir gets into the skin of the character and delivers a knockout performance from start to end, but the film has more gems when it comes to performances: Siddharth [excellent], Atul Kulkarni [fantastic], Soha Ali Khan [a complete revelation; efficient], Kunal Kapoor [natural] and Sharman Joshi [powerful]. Alice Patten is brilliant and besides delivering a flawless performance, her style of speaking Hindi is sure to win a lot of hearts. Madhavan is likeable. Waheeda Rehman is graceful as ever. Both Om Puri and Anupam Kher don’t get much scope. Kiron Kher is exceptional yet again. Mohan Agashe, Steven Mckintosh, K.K. Raina and Lekh Tandon are adequate.

Special thanks to Prasoon Joshi for the very very intense and uplifting heart-wrenching lyrics..especially the title track, Roobaroo and Lukka Chuppi. Dialogues..too good.

Music..AR Rahman,,,who says you are done...
I felt Lukka Chuppi was the best song of the movie...

Now that is a personal opinion, because the way the lyrics flow and the way it was picturised just etched a deep mark on my heart. Khalballi installs in you a deep Arabic Influence with its Awesome Sound..

Roobaroo is very catchy..the lyrics just make me feel so happy...

aye saala.... abhi abhi... huaa yaqeen ...

ki aag hai ...mujh mein kahi............. hui subaah... main chal gaya .........suraj ko main ...nigal gaya..... Ruu-ba-ruu roshni heyy

and Paathshala is so very much a Headbangers Ball.

As for the title track, Rang de Basanti, Daler Paaji just simply rocks..No questions asked.

thodisi dhuul meri dharti ki mere watan ki .. .thodisi Khushbuu baurai se mast pavan ki ...thodisi dhondhane waali dhak-dhak dhak-dhak dhak-dhak saansein... jin mein ho junoon junoon voh boonde laal lahuu ki ...yeh sab tuu mila mila le... phir rang tuu khila khila le ... aur mohe tuu rang de basanti yaara mohe tuu rang de basanti .


So at the end of the day, it doesn't matter to me if Rang de Basanti goes ahead and rewrite Bollywood history by becoming a box-office hit, or it just pulls to be a success. What matters to me, is that it is the one movie which has made me think and think over and over again..and the one thing I hear at the end of it is Tagore's lines
"Into the Heaven of Freedom My Father, Let My Country Awake..."

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